Miami

I love you & will miss you dearly.
i will miss the abundance of international hawt guys and crazies.
i will miss your little one armed asian men who call me "boonita" and surprisingly makes correct guesses.
i will miss your russian vintage shop owners who think "russian women are beautiful but just pieces of meat, and that hispanic women are the best"
i will miss the random black man who says that you've dropped your smile, well because you know everyone has one.
but
i will never miss abundance of snotty rich tourists and pompous good looking fuckers that have no heart.

The homeless and crazies MAKE miami you rich assholes just pay for the upkeep.